So... Wait, did Patrick think SpongeBob was hitting on him

Oh damn

Still a better weight loss story than twilight

I think its more mortified than terrified

Everyone on this website is amazing!

Oh damn

I don't know why this is so funny, im dying here

Dem feels

Oh damn

Please, anything else, just not... The toaster, anything please, please, nooooooo!

Its so fluffy i think im gonna die

I don't know how i could cope without my toaster

I don't have school til Tuesday :P

One time i touched an iron, and i don't know how i didn't notice but i just kept it there for ages and then i was like oh snap my hand is burning, now my hand just has a patch of burntness on my finger

Jarjar ruins momo

That title is dirty

Sorry i only have 10000, or is that a little bit too evil

I was born in 14 and ill be turning 2000 this year, so that's wrong

What if there was a baby sloth high fiving the pig

So that you can put it in your ear

Me too

For a second i thought it was monopoly money

Ok the emperor, i think

I didn't choose the flabulous life, the flabulous life chose me

Yeah zuko even has a messed up face like darth vader