Kindest man ever, saving those lil kitties they so cute

Why did no one come to her funeral, because. She had no family

Why did no one help her up? Because she had no friends

Why didn't she get up? Because she had no legs

I'm dead XD

So that's actually a real thing? Wow that sounds silly, I always just eat the children that walk by the house

Hehe the first second of this gif looks dirty

I'm sorry but the one in the middle looks a bit like a, hehe, weiner

Hell yeah, oxfam bootches

It reminded me of my hot chocolate that I had a few days ago and that thing is officially mouldy! BLERRRGH

I hate this when you ask if you can do something and my mum says this

Stupid jimmy, the answers 3

He's trying to crush the cats neck

My name is Hyrum (high rum) not sure i want to get high and drink rum cause my name told me to

Or you can just be a unicorn and none of this matters

Deep from the bowels of justice

That joke used to be innocent what have you done to it

*plays mission impossible tune*