Although to be fair if all the suicidal people killed themselves there would be A drastic reduction in the number of sucidal people.

yes they do just go to tumblr or twitter

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I COULD MAKE SOMEONE GRAMMATICALLY MESS UP BECAUSE OF MY NAME THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INDULGING ME

I hate myself so much I'm making myself live and go through the horror and suffering that is a lonely life without anybody that I can give or receive love from and when I turn seventy I'll look back on my what appears to be a very successful life but in actuality was very hollow and devoid of meaning or happiness and then I'll break down and cry like a bitch until I collapse from dehydration and finally die.

It's called mass-energy for a reason

Or nine dollars worth of dimes packaged with whatever passes for homemade ANFO done so it'll blow and send dime shrapnel everywhere when the cunt opens it.

That honestly sounds disgusting.

It's not a noose because it doesn't tighten.

Yeah gosh shpiderman get your shit together

Now listen up here you little rapscallion, those little whippersnappers think they can do whatever they wish and it's high time the council came down on that young generation. Back in my day, we just sat inside and watched the telly all day! Absolutely no way we could get in trouble. The council never bothered us, no sirree.

I’m a guy. Polite society doesn’t allow us physical intimacy unless it’s with only one person, even if it’s something as simple as leaning into someone else’s on a couch.

Nah. You gotta be polite for the whole thing just like this guy, but then you have to add a one-word paragraph at the end just containing "cunt", no caps or punctuation. Just "cunt" at the end. Just as a little sort of "fuck you I was polite and didn't have to be so now that I've fulfilled my unnecessary obligation to school the fuck out of you here's a little fuck you in return".

It's more in the balance than in the muscle.