Nah, all ye gotta do is stick your finger down the barrel. Then the gun blows up in his hand.

That vaguely feels like beating on black people ala lynch mob but maybe I'm just crazy.

OI YOU GOT AN INTERNET PERMIT? GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

I have once. It was bizarre.

I know this is a facetious comment and I'm here out of place with a more serious one, but I feel like relationships come more in the shape of skill trees than hard "levels". You do have the "level #" stuff where the higher you go the more privileges you unlock but there are certain specializations in the skill tree that are more favored in some people rather than others. For example, my best friend has all points in my tree unlocked. He could literally come over right now and slit my throat and I'd be fine with it because I trust that he's doing it for a very good reason. I would trust him with all my money because he's not an idiot, and my work reputation because he's honorable. My next best friend has all the "skill areas" unlocked but not to the same level. For my other friends, I would trust one of them with reputation but not work and life, and the other I would trust with life and reputation but not money.

I think I'll just lay down somewhere the night before Black Friday

god damnit so I have to wait another three months for a greater chance at death?

Proud of you. Good luck.

Wow it's almost like he's not a god and has flaws like every human does

It's only 120 volt or 240 at worst. That ain't getting through shit unless it's tissue paper thin or wet.

can we have updates on this story?

there's a fetish for that

see that's just funny not racist

You are being unusually obnoxious. Are you fine?

The problem isn't the electoral, it's the two-party system.

Yeah, it kind of is our fault. Democrats could have put up literally any other politician and they would have won; they could have probably put up some homeless bum they yanked off the local gas station corner and he'd stand a fair chance. But no, they had to choose Hillary. For some fucking reason.