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I thought it was a decomposing midget for a second there 9 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Woah man do you WANT that poor owl to be gang raped repeatedly and then fed into a meat grinder after a year of starvation and beatings?
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1st Century BC be like 9 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
They're fucking black. It's what they are and they shouldn't shy away from their skin color, nor should we shy away from it either. It's not shameful or anything. British blacks don't call themselves "british african" or shit like that. Hell, most black people in america aren't even african american. They're god damn american american.
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My 2 year old put chicken nuggets in her bubble gum machine within an hour of receiving it 3 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
The best part? If they're McDonks they won't ever go bad.
Karl Marx releases the Communist Manifesto, Circa 1848 15 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
If they had the balls to ask me and I woke up on the good side of the bed that day, sure. But I'd never ever donate money.
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Turn off your high beams 26 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Yeah he's a real smart cookie. One of the best users here if you want my opinion.
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C'mon, Carol 7 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
That's like saying if you get shot you become more immune to bullets.
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This is how public shootings start 8 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
A service should also be fair. I could get fifty dollars worth of enjoyment by taking that playstation to a quarry and shooting it.
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Oh dear...Someone's failing 3 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
How the fuck do you miss thirty classes in a semester? That's literally more than 2/3 of the classes if you're on a MWF schedule, and literally 100% of the classes if you're on a TuTh or MW/MF/WF schedule.
When they turn on the lights at the club 5 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Hairy Potty and the Goblet of FAIYAH
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Looking like young Sandra Bullock up in this b*tch 8 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Someone's following you with that dislike button.
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Raughs in English 6 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Speaking of foreigners, does anyone else think that new speakers say "not good" or "very not good" much more than "bad"?
And the farts. Oh the farts will be glorious 24 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
I wonder if you could make a chat post and link it here instead if it has a longer limit.
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Good guy mike 30 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Actually you know what? Don't kill yourself. At least, not in the conventional way. I want you to go out and find a rabid raccoon or some shit and get infected. And once you do, watch these videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-moG6JDmJdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgEfcV1DE-c
And once you watch them, I dare you to honestly say that you wouldn't give your soul to prevent this from happening. Well guess fucking what? Vaccines do prevent this. And what's more, it's one hundred fucking percent effective. EVEN IF APPLIED AFTER INFECTION, AS LONG AS SYMPTOMS HAVE NOT APPEARED. So get fucked. By a rabid dog preferably.
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Good guy mike 30 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
literally cowpox-smallpox you autistic retarded piece of shit. People like you are why children and elderly in third world countries and hell, even in first world countries, are dying from wholly preventable illnesses. Fuckholes like you are why polio made a small comeback. There is no word low enough for a cunt like you who passes off lethally false information. People are literally being crippled and killed, and it's entirely preventable. And it's your fucking fault. Literally go kill yourself, and post it here so I can laugh at the fact that the world has one less antivaxxer.
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Systems 3 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Kelvin is the superior unit of measurement. Personally I think Rankine is even better but since the world has this boner for celsius I can compromise to kelvin.
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i_ · 6 years ago
So let's address the point I'm trying to get at. Those who can't respect fundamental social norms do not deserve a place in society. The most serious breach of this social contract is hurting someone else. Yes or no?
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i_ · 6 years ago
This is what I mean by “I don’t respect life”. If you are so twisted that you can’t respect other’s lives not even in assisting them, but by actively hurting them, we should not respect your life.
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i_ · 6 years ago
Most people would consider freedom of speech and religion to be the most important right. I don’t. I consider the right to be secure in person and property to be the most important. If you go out of your way to invade somebody, hurt them, steal from them, you have no right to be in society. Best case you’re expelled permanently. Worst case you die.
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i_ · 6 years ago
So upon rereading this thread I realized we’ve been arguing something that I never intended to discuss, and consequently doesn’t quite make the point I was intending on making. Let’s start over.
What would you consider to be the most extreme acceptable reaction to these scenarios:
you find a robber in your house
You find this robber fleeing
You are being bullied by a smaller kid in high school
You are bullied by a bigger kid in high school
A child is saying inappropriate stuff
Someone is being verbally abusive to someone else
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Here are my answers:
Kill them
Kill them
Kick them in the face and kick them again when they’re down
Stab them with a scissor and then kick them
Slap the sound out of them
Beat them up
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So why are my answers so extreme? Because each of the above are visceral attacks. It’s not hard to not be abusive, not rob, not rape, etc. We know the fundamental rights correct?
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i_ · 6 years ago
We as a society have an incredibly bad aversion to violence when a good whipping would solve a lot of problems right then and there.
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i_ · 6 years ago
And if you were to tell most people you meet that you once beat someone up because they were trying to beat you up, they'd in all likeliness tell you that you shouldn't have touched them and told a grown-up or some bullshit. See: zero tolerance.
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i_ · 6 years ago
Which is an extension thereof.
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i_ · 6 years ago
Oh, go on reddit and say you've defended yourself. You'll get comments like
"man fuck you and your /r/iamverybadass bullshit"
"I'll bet you've never picked your fat ass off your sofa"
"you probly cant throw a punch worth shit"
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i_ · 6 years ago
Perhaps legally defending yourself is protected but socially, beating someone up for trying to beat you up is frowned upon for some reason.
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i_ · 6 years ago
You're mistaking lack of value for life as coinciding with anarchy. This is not the case. If we valued life less, it would be acceptable to beat the shit out of somebody who broke into your house for example. It would be acceptable to shoot somebody mugging you. Not just wanton murder.