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I'm'a try it 17 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Until it becomes so fucking epic that you just start basking in its glory and the memories it returns.
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I'm going to have to say a combination of the two 2 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Because I have a bad allergies and getting off clears my sinuses for about 5-10 minutes.
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We lads here 5 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
If it's not on reddit, tumblr, or 4chan it doesn't exist on the internet. At least, that would have been the case except tumblr took off porn so now there's a gap in what can exist.
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No prostitute, no prostitute 7 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Really? I would have thought black dudes would get paid the bigs.
Drawing 13 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Yes, but with a name there is a responsibility associated with it, a reputation.
No prostitute, no prostitute 7 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
I "looked up" a name of an "actress" I was "curious" about and by some magic stumbled across her twitter. She was asking for a little over 2.5k USD for a date-for-a-day with her.
Drawing 13 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
So that last guest was me. See how easy it is to be mean and moronic without a shred of consequence?
The photographer dog 19 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
you're asking a chinese man here, do you really want that answer?
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The photographer dog 19 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
So things that smell like they can be eaten.
This is epic! 3 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Wow. It's almost like perspective is a thing.
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The photographer dog 19 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
So basically things that move.
Swipe right motherf_(ker 9 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Certain states have mutual consent fight laws. Have a cop to referee and don't do any property damage, and you're good to go.
I’m type B 7 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
I'm their bastard child. Type B until something I find something interesting, then type A until I'm sick to death of it.
No need for title 10 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
All the new star wars are fucked up. The only good one is Rogue One.
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Lara croft 9 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Her face looks almost fake. It's unnerving me. But it's really good.
IQ 20 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Then the scale is at fault because 100 is defined as average. Also it doesn't matter past like...age 16 or something? Because IQ only really matters for children because it's more or less a measure of their ability to learn and extrapolate. An adult's experience taints this, as far as I understand.
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I’m totally not photogenic 11 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
I'm great at tests and I'm ugly as sin. What does that make me?
IQ 20 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
100 is literally average. There is no other definition of "average IQ".
Grape truth 10 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
I hate bell peppers because they taste green.
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What do you say fj? 10 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Except in this instance the art looks a lot shittier than I remember it
What do you say fj? 10 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
I'm very certain it's UQ holder.
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This is how public shootings start 8 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
In 2013-14 a dealer told my dad the Toyota Sienna (1999) was worth like $120 or some bullshit like that. And I sat there thinking I, a totally non-vehicularly inclined person, could strip the car and sell the parts for like $600 easy peasy.
Not mine but gold 5 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
Temari always ranked pretty high on my list of Naruto characters
I want to experience this level of satisfaction 9 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
You can probably do this with a clear latex/rubber balloon and tissue paper. Charge the balloon with static, like with carpet or hair, and then sprinkle the paper on.
The Easter island statues have bodies 7 comments
i_ · 5 years ago
but why did it take this long to excavate
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