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BEWARE: Shit post inbound 5 comments
i_ · 2 years ago
You could touch your dong and be the only person to touch your dong until the end of time.
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Actually true, every time 2 comments
i_ · 2 years ago
That's my drawing experience as well. I know what needs to happen but everything's just slightly off.
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Vote with your butts 43 comments
i_ · 2 years ago
Don't you theoretically only need like 30% of the popular vote to win via electoral college if you target your spots right?
Just a fact 11 comments
i_ · 2 years ago
Epilepsy isn't a mental illness, and an uncontrolled movement during an uncontrolled situation can only be construed as an asshole move by an asshole. It's like getting shot and bleeding on someone, and then getting bitched at for ruining someone's clothes.
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Unstable orphan in a bat costume 15 comments
i_ · 2 years ago
You could be a better Bruce Wayne than he ever was.
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For those of you worried about the future 12 comments
i_ · 2 years ago
Tomorrow's friday you moldy tit.
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Well yes but actually no 3 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
looks like fortnite logic
Agility 100 destruction 150 1 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
These framerates are so bad I could stop action animate this with crayon and cum.
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Please, someone take this burden from me 5 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
I was actively looking for fortnite porn and there was a lot in volume but not a lot in quality or variation; a lot of it looked very similar.
Please, someone take this burden from me 5 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
There's a surprising lack of fortnite porn out there; I would have thought there would be a LOT more
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Who knew something so influential to me as a boy would be so relevant to me as a man. 3 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
This right here is my outside face
For all the world to see
Kind of an asshole
A lot of a cunt
And it perfectly reflects me
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Long time since I've posted, but my long stay at the hospitals changed my schedule 13 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
Sounds like you almost got abraham lincoln'd.
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Long time since I've posted, but my long stay at the hospitals changed my schedule 13 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
so what's the eyepatch for
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Free assange 25 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
No, when cops can shoot a guy in a cell and say "durr thought it wuz tazer" and get away with no penalty, that's when you're ruled by criminals.
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Amazing milestone for womenkind 9 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
I'm fairly certain you all named users are some combination of: retarded, unable to detect sarcasm, unable to detect troll, looking for an argument
Ariana grande timeline chart 1 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
I had to google image her 2010 and 2018 and wow...that's pretty accurate.
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My mom and I tried to recreate the picture of us at her PhD defense at my PhD defense 6 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
And if not, do they shove a pole up your ass and hoist you up the flagpole as a warning against other failures?
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Ww1 field medical kit 2 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
That's a lot of hemostats
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Nap time at +/-30,000 feet above earth 3 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
30 THOUSAND feet? You sure about that? Not perhaps...300ft?
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I found this a while ago and it still makes me laugh 1 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
That's quite literally how it works. 70% alcohol kills basically everything except shit it can't touch, so if it doesn't get touched it doesn't die.
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A pic I got of the the Roman Forum during an early morning run before all the tourists 3 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
Somewhere not in America or Australia presumably.
A children’s book in Braille 9 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
No, the illustration is a very distinctive image.
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At least they're honest 1 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
So...ten years ago they could have gotten something?
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Mushy materialistic Bee 22 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
billithy is crying because I wouldn't let him eat crayons in the oven. I was cooking roast beef at the time. In the oven.
Deep...! Sometimes you don't realise who u're hurting 34 comments
i_ · 3 years ago
may they hurt the children as well
amen to our lord and savior
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