i_b_doff

i_b_doff


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Birth control in the past 2 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Was the stork code word for anal in the 60s ???
The stupidity is strong with this one 6 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
She'll never get pregnant if you just spurt your unborn children in her eye !!!
Pokemon Go 7 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Oh i agree, boys and men everywhere will be hooking up with each other !!! Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but no one is getting any pussy from this gay shit.
Disney pirates 9 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Well that parrot is sure checking out the booty !!!
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Her father kept this secret for 13 years 14 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
I'm a grown man, military combat vet and firefighter . . . you don't get much manlier . . . but as someone with kids I almost cried, almost. I think I'm going outside to burn something or chop down a tree. Be back later...
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Accurate AF 13 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Abso-fucking-loutley and I'm not depressed, an introvert or any of that. I'm just an asshole and don't like people !!!
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I don't think I've seen anything more American than this 5 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
It would have only been more American if he had done so sitting on his ice chest full of beer while drinking one !!!
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Movie eye shadow makeup at its best 9 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
I know you cant see the rest of her, but that doesn't matter to me. She has gorgeous eyes and I would like to spurt my undeveloped children into both of them.
What a great idea! 7 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Im cumming !!!
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WHY 12 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
I am 110% okay with this, as long as the wearer isn't a hamplanet.
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Unreal light based zoetrope 2 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Man I wish we would have had the internet back in my acid days !!!
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Ever looked at someone and thought 7 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Yes, everyday that I look in the mirror !!!
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Evolution isn't real 9 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
I often wonder what the Trump haters are going to do once he is in the Whitehouse.
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Who else misses this Cersei 9 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Mayflower10196, you've got to watch it from the beginning. I too was a non-believer, I thought "what a stupid show, what's the big deal?" One Saturday, the wife and I had nothing to do and she asked to watch it from the beginning. I complied, reluctantly of course, and two episodes in was hooked. You can binge watch the entire thing in less than a week. If you're busy like we are, it may take three weeks, but totally worth it.
Brilliant anti-stress idea 4 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
No, anal stress is when you put it in too fast, dry! Same popping noise, but you're the one that usually gets popped instead.
Look it up 4 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Now this is some fashion I can get behind !!! I wonder if they make it for men/women, I would love to co-wear this with the wife !!!
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What would YOU name your school? 25 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Must be some 4chan browsers attending that school. Hitler has my vote !!!
Who else misses this Cersei 9 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Who cares about her, what about Stark ?!?! THE GIRL IS READY !!!
Meanwhile on a German campus 23 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
He will forever remain a virgin !!!
Brilliant anti-stress idea 4 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
This is a brilliant "get rich quick" idea, if people actually buy it. A 10' x 3' roll of bubble wrap runs about 3.50 !!!
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Ricky Gervais telling it how it is 5 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Sounds a lot like us, 'MUUURICA !!!
Murder suspect tries to snatch cop’s gun inside interview room 4 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
Ill be damned if I die wearing striped leggings under my jeans !!!
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Bringing my Mexican girlfriend on 4 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
LMFAO . . . oh that's awesome !!!
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PTSD action figure 6 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
But, then again I do make some pretty off color jokes about totally inappropriate stuff and this is the internet . . . I suppose I can see how it could be funny to some.
PTSD action figure 6 comments
i_b_doff · 8 years ago
As an 8 year Army veteran with two combat tours, I find this a tad bit fucked up. We lose 22 veterans a day to PTSD related suicide, it's not fucking funny.
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