It looks like Toothless' eyes!

Now that is a best friendo for life.

When your friend tells you some juicy gossip.

"What the shit Parker"
Idk why I love that so much.

I'd ride this unicorn all day.
(sorry, someone had to say it)

*starts to sing while peeing*
I AM BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!

Took me a while.
It must be cause I'm half asleep and on here instead of doing homework.

Ouch! Gaston just got burned.

O.M.G! On the first picture at the bottom. I'm dying xD
"what?"

"You've slept with so many guys, you're starting to look like one."
The best one! I'm using it around school now.

I want to say it's stupid but deep down, I know I'll use it.

......i don't get it.
Someone please explain.

Fun fact: everywhere I go people call me Rapunzel because of my long hair.

STORY TIME:
I was once feeding pigeons some of my taco, there were a lot gathered around. Some were sitting right next to me, so I finished the Taco and they were still around me. Some got the memo and left except for one. That one FUCKING ATTACKED ME! It started flying around my head and shit. I started screaming and I guess that scared him off.

The world is beautiful.
That's all I gotta say.

If it's pepperoni pizza, I take out the pepperonis and put them on top of the crust in the end. It's so good :3