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iamgroot


Hai!
I AM GROOT...

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Which one are you 6 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
It should be texting with a friend vs. your best friend.
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Bacon my heart 1 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Eggcellent! Now I have to pick up the pieces.
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So my friend had an accident 21 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
They have been marked!
Your friend is the chosen one.
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90's people?! Put your hands up! 22 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
@spazz, you have to be my twin.
I was also born December 1999.
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"I'm sorry, where can I find classroom 7B?" "I have a boyfriend." 10 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
"I said I have a boyfriend, you perv!"
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Civil war 13 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Leo as Spidey is such a "yesss!".
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I just need a life coach, but preferably her 4 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
I am the Edna Mode of my friend group.
Oh Chris 7 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
That's EVERYTHING!
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badass women all around! 25 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
That's not Katniss.
She's the girl from Narnia. I forget her name, sorry.
*cries in the corner for weeks* 12 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Well, yeah buttttt in the end Rocket takes part of his remains and places them in a pot. He takes them with the rest of the team and in the end you see a wittle Groot growing back.
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yup! 13 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
I actually love Rebel Wilson so we could trade....? xD
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Grand Theft Dog 6 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Omg xD
Do you know how many times I've wanted to do that!?
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yup! 13 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Yes.
Also comes in Channing Tatum, Scarlett Johansson, Johnny Depp and Emma Stone.
You can also personalize them.
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yes! it was such a mystery 22 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
No, you didn't have to delete it.
Just next time, if you think the comment sounds too sarcastic let us know it's a joke. :3
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So sweet.. movie Corpse Bride piano duet. 3 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
One of my favorite movies.
Love this scene.
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yes! it was such a mystery 22 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Sorry :3
It just sounded like you were trying to ruin the post. :-P
yes! it was such a mystery 22 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Well....thank you for sucking the fun out of my post.
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As al capone said once 7 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Exactly. People think that just because I'm nice that I won't slap a bitch if she gets out of line with me.
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Why does this feel so good? 14 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Yes! I remember being 12 and feeling satisfied when my mom got a new one.
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any P!ATD fans?! 21 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Have fun to all the ones who are going! :3
Also, can one of you smuggle me in?!
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When you finaly get your pets trust 7 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Aaaand... now that trust is gone.
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This is all just common knowledge 15 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
I swear I could become a successful serial killer with all the things I've read on Tumblr.
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How long can you grow it? 9 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
Any longer than hippily is too long for me.
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Give this man a medal already! 20 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
It's okay.
A lot of people think I'm a guy. :D
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Give this man a medal already! 20 comments
iamgroot · 7 years ago
@german_satan, *she :3
And believe me, there's weirder stuff I've searched.
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