iamnotyourmother

iamnotyourmother


I've been here since February 2014.Ever since I've been here,I've seen depression, happiness,and I have many haters.But I'll always stay here.Fun.Forever.

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Peeing with b*ner 26 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
I'm scared of the link.
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Peeing with b*ner 26 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Well, in all truthfullness,no, i am not her mother.
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And she lived until the end 8 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Me too.
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Peeing with b*ner 26 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Calm down, young lady!
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How heartwarming 46 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Yeaahh. Just because I stared at your name, I want pizza.
thought it needed to be done 23 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
*takes spoon-shaped spade*
How heartwarming 46 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Die antwoord are very weird.
They scare me.
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A little about crushes 137 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Yeah. Like, in my dreams.
I'm too ugly! XD
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Am i the only one around here 108 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
You will enjoy it alot!
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thought it needed to be done 23 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
That's my phrase of joy!
*grabs spoon.*
Wait, you guys aren't going to eat it on bread, are you?
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thought it needed to be done 23 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Hey! You can't eat ALL that nutella!
Oh wait, i'm not your mother. Well, go ahead.
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Wait... 12 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
*waits for user named ticktock something*
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Pebble Shore Lake in Glacier National Park, Montana 20 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
*gives poffen cookie thing*
Since I love history, I thought I'd share. 15 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Guys, I really love this story of how he died and all, so I want to share this:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archduke_Franz_Ferdinand_of_Austria
Please read the 'Assasination' part, it's really interesting!
Gosh, i love this!
Franz Ferdinand is also the name of one of my favourite bands :3
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Pun harder 5 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
This post was very onix-pected
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Pebble Shore Lake in Glacier National Park, Montana 20 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Oh dear, you're in trouble
*sly grin*
Pebble Shore Lake in Glacier National Park, Montana 20 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Oh dear, you're in trouble
*sly grin*
Wait... 12 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
It's planting itself at the back of my mind I can only hear that one sound
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock....
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I'll just leave this here 6 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Now i'm waiting for him. Maybe oneday. Oh gosh whyyyy is there no Nicolas Cage in this Gif it's killing meee
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Pebble Shore Lake in Glacier National Park, Montana 20 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Yeah. No matter where you are, they will still be there, though.
*throws masterball at queengiratina*
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Ask FunSubstance a Question 548 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
I like your new name, queengiratina.
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when you get it 176 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
neither did i
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Yawning snake 15 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
XD thanks!
Human rainbow 35 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
U unable to spell right.
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Pugs are great 10 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
No!
We cannot entrust Lucifer with a poor pug!
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