iamnotyourmother

iamnotyourmother


I've been here since February 2014.Ever since I've been here,I've seen depression, happiness,and I have many haters.But I'll always stay here.Fun.Forever.

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How to capture a dog's attention 3 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
We had the exact same toy for our dogs and when it hit the floor or was squeezed, it'd make this variety of sounds that confused our dogs. Their expressions = Priceless! Just like this fella!
I see no difference 10 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
YES PLEASE.
This is so surreal 8 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
"Dat perfume tho"
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This elephant laughs at your rules 10 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
This makes me sad... But I guess it's funny
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A Digital Artist's Nightmare 2 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Oh god this describes my life
-and when the power just goes off and I go crazy
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Who doesn't love Sprite? 9 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
I love iced tea
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My noodle is 7. 7 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
He tried so hard...
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it is g-a-b-y not g-a-b-b-y 80 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Siobhan.
They always spell "Chevonne" or "Shivon"
Good Question 26 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Once I came back home and I was so hungry I went straight to the fridge and took a cherry tomatoes and ate them. Just like that.
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening. 25 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Pikachu used thunderbolt!
The greatest president who ever lived 7 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
I like how #4 is 4
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There's a special place in hell for people like this 17 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
I also got mine for that price. XD but they broke soon after
Surface tension 11 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
>:3
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So done 12 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
You pronounce the "i" like you would with words such as "fit"
And it's a hard "k" sound.
My clever and wit is distracted by this... 10 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Nsfw would be appreciated.
Dammit Joy 7 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Not safe for work, not "watches" ;)
Aahh my poor babies <3 I'll just have to stock up on hyper potions so i never have to go to the pokemon center! Who's with me?
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Anonymous burn. 11 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
I'm scared of this guest.
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malteasers 45 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Omg Kinder Joy was my favourite childhood treat.
But if i bought one now, everyone would be like "hey, you're not a a kid anymore!"
malteasers 45 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
I know malteasers and I'm from south africa, but it's because i saw it from a post loonnnggg ago and i saw it again at some chocolate shop
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One of my favorite moments in Sherlock... 23 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Warriors- it should include cat fur being thrown in your face in battles. And sound effects.
Plane crash survivor 13 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
You suceeded so much
Every single time. 23 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Drain their life
Actual advice duckling 3 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
I want to hug the person who made it
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Didn't know if I should put in fun or inspirational 5 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
Why not both?
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when you drop some food 12 comments
iamnotyourmother · 9 years ago
We only have 5 seconds.
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