Enhance that car. Wait, what is that? Enhance the back. Hmmm, enhance the license plate. What is that? Enhance that bright spot. Is, is that a reflection? Enhance that. That's our shooter!

I'm probably mistaken, and that means I'll get internet corrected, but after the war of 1812 the only wars we were one of the two initial combatants in were the US Civil War and the Second Iraqi Conflict. So if you other folks would just stop fighting each other that would be just OK with us.

This is the point where you give her the electronics, send her on ahead and step out in front of the truck. When she's safely away sprint a hundred feet on the sidewalk and hold your hands out at your sides and wait to get drenched. Crowd wins, drivers win, girl wins and I bet the guy wins later.

Hmm.. Something, Something Modern PC vs historical accuracy...something, something. There were lotsa black males named that during Samuel Clemens life.

Yeah, but the hot athletic guy next to you gave you one. Eugenics works once again.

Yeah. You'd think at least they could find a relative to pose with them. But no. Just girls in prom dresses by themselves.

It was a cabin. They found it 3/4 of a mile away in the ex-girlfriends' new bae's yard. It was half hers and she couldn't figure out how to move just half.

Heyyy.. It has come to my attention that something I typed in jest was possibly offensive to some. Ahem, while there is certainly sexual tension between Black Widow and Hawkeye in the Avengers movie and while Tony Stark did in fact do a double take(and a triple take) of Natalia in Iron Man 2 there is absolutely no evidence that any of the normal male superheroes in the Marvel Universe would ever be sexually attracted to Natalia. In fact it has been pointed out to me that her attire leaves so little to the imagination that none of these single or semi-single males would ever take the opportunity to peek at her in a moment of their weakness while she might be out of her skin-tight leather clothing. Therefore I do apologize for making any such jest.
Please forgive me.

I even stood up and ducked under the table and tried to sneak up on it.

Gotta give it to the insect. it's not backing down.

Where can I buy that shirt?

Shaolin.....Making parkour look easy since forever.

There is a DayZ server that runs it as well

Nom nom nom

Yes. But only one is breaking the law.