I say "dog-eh"

Precisely.

I'm only liking this for the title xD

The lady that cleans my house's name is Monica xD

Dem legs though

Amen.

This gives a new meaning to "stormy eyes" xD

Obviously they can't chill out.

They got them back by naming 'adams apple' adams apple..

Swagger is actually a formal english word, but obviously this generation took it and f'd it up. Now you can't say swagger without people thinking you mean 'swag'.

Yeah.. That's the only ways you could get blood on your hands..

'I'm a banana song' comes on

xD oh, Phil.

Not even the people on the internet tell me I'm pretty xD

I'm a really jealous person and I've lost so many friends because of it and I swear I'm busy losing my best friend because she's made new friends and it feels like I irritate her and yeah I hate being a jealous person.

Oooooooh