Excuse me! I may not be a goddess but I'm not ugly!

I'm 14 and I cannot remember a single thing I learn in math class. All my other subjects are fine. Doesn't mean I have dyslexia. Or maybe I do and my mom won't tell me :/... She calls it excuses and laziness

I CRIED BEFORE HE EVEN DIED! THE SETTING GOT TO ME I JUST COULDNT STOO SCREAMING THE CRANKS ARE GONNA EAT HIM

YES I SET OUT THE MAZE RUNNER GROUP CALL AND IT WORKED

Di-...
Did you just call that cheetah a tiger?

Awe that's sad :(... I would go there just to sit and watch the lake. Not even play golf.

Actually for anyone who is interested; bull sharks are the only species if shark that can survive in both fresh and salt water. I don't know the full details as I am no shark expert I'm just a fourteen year old girl who find great interest in sharks. They change "things" in their organs so that they can adapt to the water. In many fresh water bodies that connect to the ocean is bull shark delivery grounds. The reason some bull shark would rather give birth in fresh water is because there is less predators besides alligators, crocodiles and humans. There is also an abundant food supply. Sharks must start feeding as soon as they are born to store calories and receive energy.

Short story time:
One time I had wok box leftovers and you know how they come in the cool box containers with the metal wire handle? Well I put the box in the microwave and it caught on fire... Luckily I was watching it so I noticed but I panicked and grabbed the fire trying to throw it in the sink...

God fucking dammit I hate auto correct.

Well I don't know what an I've rink is but if rather go down to the ice* rink.

Yeah you know she's right I'm so sorry friends. I didn't mean to start anything. Honest. Why don't we all just go down to the I've rink and play some good ole fashioned hockey with some nice Molson Canadians. Don't worry eh'. We don't bite.

Now looky here you two. You can't go on talking bout this people callin em' goofy names. Why can't we all just get along eh'? Sorry folks.

I know what ya mean bud. Seems like they might be just aboot crazy.

Now would ye looky here at all these bafoons talkin to emselves eh'?