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That's cheap! 22 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
That bed better clean itself, smell like fresh cut roses, and play some grinding music when the time is right cuz I ain't about to drop 1.6 million bills for a mattress that my cousin can lift and take it to back yard and use it as a trampoline. And it better come with a custom made song by Beyoncé herself telling me I'm the boss! Last thing, it better not come with those packing peanuts cuz I don't know what the hell I'm suppose to do with it. Like these people think I'm gonna do the chalk clap like Lebron does before going bed... NAH B! Just saying
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Where did they go? 25 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
They got lost in your mom's chest hair
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'Unbreakable' Glass finally gets broken! 33 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
You sir are evil!
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Finding out you have to do more homework on the weekend than usual 5 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
Is your teacher the devil? cuz that's hell!
japanese piggy bank 37 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
And in today's news, we have nightmares! Nightmares all around us!
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When I walk into class and my students have a test 9 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
*slowly removes post that complains about teachers*
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Just one more year! 7 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
*breaths heavily*
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Powerful magnets crushing an apple 21 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
What if I put my.... Banana in between?
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Nailed it. 12 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
Wait? Who's who?
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Slow clap 2 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
Slow clap for noticing
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Just gonna leave this here 17 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
They should send that bitch to jail for the amount of time he was in for!
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*insert relevant title here* 29 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
Hold my beer
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When you finished binge watching Netflix and you still have time to do other things 10 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
Trick answer: they're all majestic!
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All The Spider Facts You Need To Know 22 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
I know I'm not the only one 8 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
Nicki minaj?
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Pony sized dog sized pony 17 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
I'll take the girl
There's always one 15 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
INSUBORDINATE AND CHURLISH
There's always one 15 comments
ibatman · 9 years ago
A-A-RON? IS THERE AN A-A-RON HERE?
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Apple symbolism in pop culture 27 comments
ibatman · 10 years ago
I should start carrying an apple just in case
It was Batman's idea 3 comments
ibatman · 10 years ago
What comic is this from?
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THAT IS NOT SANTA 3 comments
ibatman · 10 years ago
Someone's been naughty this year....
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But...It's a cookie in a milk cup. What's not to understand? 14 comments
ibatman · 10 years ago
It looks like an egg
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Fart picked up on thermal camera 14 comments
ibatman · 10 years ago
I want a thermal camera now!
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Offensive game? 10 comments
ibatman · 10 years ago
Screw the game... The girl is a 10!
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