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iceshard


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Chatting with a stranger 19 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
I don't like Omegle video because like a lot of times, there were f*cking dicks in the screens...
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The proper way to watch Inception 13 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
That's what she said, too
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Pimp my p*do-van 8 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Jinkies! Where's my glasses?!
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Candy Crush cake 5 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Or food in general...
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Funny Roommate Notes 8 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
"Now there's semen on the walls" lmao
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PEEK A BOO XD 2 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
"Peekaboo motherf*cker" xD
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Me in the grocery store when my mom escapes 6 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
This couldn't be anymore true
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My parents..... 4 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
I can't stop laughing xD
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Pressing a and b did nothing 7 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
The title xD
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And then your face scrunches up, and ice falls everywhere 6 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Praise the title!
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some day just isn't your day 6 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
This is like messed up lol
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I'm kicking myself for not posting this sooner. 28 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
I wanna vomit now
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Always in the wrong place at the wrong time 3 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
This would have eventually came here...
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Does anyone else do this? 17 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
This is true
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Only in america 34 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
The "Heaven is for Real" one is actually true. It's a book... and I think they are turning it into a movie...
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seriously, how was I suppose to call them 3 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
I am so tempted to dial "555-2368" slowly... then call...
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Balloons are do weird 11 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
That's the fun part! You get to suck the helium and have a chipmunk voice haha
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What the f*ck 24 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
^
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You are what you eat 8 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Wait wut
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I've got no words for this 25 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
There's so many wrong things in this picture
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2/3 are fat for a reason 10 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
I honestly take the stairs everywhere I go, I've lost a few pounds already
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For a hot day 5 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Cuteness overload!
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When I need beer money and my boss asks who wants to work overtime 2 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Or whenever there's food...
When I try to play scary video games 11 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
So accurate
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Double-rainbowed beauty! 10 comments
iceshard · 11 years ago
Shut up