Hellllll yeaaahh

a kemonomimi, covered in the blood of the gods... sure.

ah, docking.

ehhhh not really. it hurts with the initial impact, but it's fine like, a minute later. the worst part is probably the weird sense of dread you get afterwards.
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most guys I know make a huge fuss over it, tho, which is weird to me.

Yes, I mean *all of them*.

as someone who, uh, buys *both* kinds of toy, expensive ones are worth it.

that's honestly a really sad mindset to have.
eyes aren't gendered, yet this person is so caught up in thinking they have to look perfect, that they truly think they are.
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i mean, my eyes are weird too, but all my siblings' (from my bio father's side) eyes all look the same, so it's in no way a gender/sex thing.
and even then, eyeballs are just *orbs*, if anything it would be eyelid shape, right?

reasons why I'm single:
i'm not, just git gud~
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real talk tho, it isn't hard. i thought for years that it would be impossible for me to, when all I needed to do was just *make friends*.
my current partner asked me out, so if you don't mind a lil homiesexuality, then it's easy.
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i'm shy af, and kinda had somewhat of a porn addiction, but so is/does my partner.
i don't even get off every day, (they do tho), and I prefer to read erotica rather than watch, bc imagination is better, and tends to be less harmful to actual people.
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hey, it could be worse, at least you're not getting off to like, dinosaur furry (scaly?) hentai or stuff like that. (Or maybe you are, idk you)
(I mean, that's a fantasy you could *probably* never fulfil)

maid outfits are fuckin cute as hell on guys.
hell, they look good on any gender imho.

the revolution will be won with trans pride tanks

I *considered* taking a programming class, and realised that I didn't want to be stuck doing that shit, and I still got hit with the femme-beam

My enby ass: yeah kinda