W-who cleaned out the dead spider and did you ever use the microwave again? ಠ_ಠ

It's called the "Regular Show"

Or you could have a slideshow of when every item goes off so you don't have to search through the fridge to find out what's expired ^_^

Or you'll magically transform into a cat when the tax people and your landlord come round

First go to the dermatologist and idk about this one but apparently sleeping on a fresh towel helps?
I guess it helps to like.. Soak up the acne juices so it doesn't get deposited elsewhere on your skin? O_O

You could force them to take the pill so it stops them, and at the same time they can't have sex and can't have children

I think they meant as in musical show ^_^

The girls were on the This Morning Show and it was so obvious they knew they did wrong but still wanted to milk it for the publicity.
They dropped in casual things like "We spat at him" and when asked about it further they were like "Well we spat around him"
Like gurl what.
Here you go
http://www.itv.com/thismorning/hot-topics/attacked-for-calling-man-harry-potter

Oh my God, you didn't drink it all at once did you?
It's meant to be spread out throughout the day >____<

Okay I researched it and it'll wreak havoc on a website's systems and you don't get paid very much if at all :/

I think it's true, I heard about it, but I'm not too sure.
But you have to think about if you want to be the person that sends bots onto websites ://

You can usually find them in cheap stores, like £1 ($1) stores

You would've thought there would've been a massive note saying "DO NOT THROW THIS AWAY PLS, THX"

Some people actually get paid a small amount like £1 a code to enter captcha codes :oo

You can get fully functional massive pens (No idea why people make them X__X) so it should be able to write, or it's just like a crappy little moneybox thingy

I think he might be blind, fully or partially in both eyes

What if it's a unisex bathroom like in some schools e.e
*Violently blows nose*

If it's a scientific one probably about £8-10 :oo

True, but if you've just seen your father die, I don't think a parking ticket is gonna help things ://

It could be all muddy and they sink down O__O

Ah right okay, thanks!