I think you need people to share the music with first

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

Snek. (I would probably freak out too)

You just pat it dry

I haven't watched Tokyo Ghoul yet but tbf Kaneki Ken looks pretty hot

How did it get on the table in the first place

I'm not too sure why the comic is crashing people's browsers but if it does, I found another version here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/y2zsl

They're from http://www.mysecretwood.com/

Unless I'm sleeping. Then give me like 2 hours to wake up properly before going

Dayum. I'd work for those notes.