Staph

Well I got the bald part

I rotated my phone to watch this in widescreen and it zoomed in straight on balloon Spider-Man's crotch other than that the video was great

Hold on baby you'll really be impressed when I switch to maximum over drive!

Not tortilla chips, those shits are all points

My face was more like the little girl that was surprised with Disney instead of her grandparents house

Forever alone Arby's

More like holidays over :(

I have those shoes!

Bad luck Brianna

Loiter squad!

At first I though it was just a really ripped kangoroo

I always asked my self where my bones are when I do this

"I've been watching to much breaking bad" *goes back to sleep

Why would anyone ever ruin perfectly good donuts

What if your on your phone?

Those other three carts are planning something against the one that's taking the selfie

We're going to Disneyland not your grandparents house! Yay!

No fuckin way, I have the same sticker on my hp printer, small world

Yeah those mini trees are called broccoli, not as great as you think

And when you get an answer wrong your hated more than Osama

Yeah I have an iPhone 5s and there really is no difference besides the touch id

"Baby grind on me, relax your body"

Yeah, papa johns pizza isn't as tasty anymore when i know what goes on back there.