Keep all the things shorter than three feet out!

Just gonna go to Starbucks not buy anything, use their free wifi, and catch up on July IV

What, you think those poster pictures take themselves

Gangbang

Fuck me right

Yeah and then you accidentally pee on yourself and have to change but then you don't cause your not trying to Impress anyone

It true i knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guys cousin who knew this guy that's says it's true

Everytime I sit down and forget the remote all the way across the room and try to use the force to bring hither

Something about content dog makes me content

I wouldn't know I don't have a girl friend *single tear rolls down face

And ruin it! I don't think so

Where'd you get your information from

The city next to Huntington Beach is at 7,000 degrees, that sucks

Nothing to see here move along

So close yet so far away

That ass

The head in the refrigerator is making the awwwww yeah face

I had no Idea she was a real person

The stars look like they're playing tag

Does anyone even sag anymore, it mostly hipsters now

It looks like a guy

This blew my mind

Awww she's so cute, I could just eat her up like a stale or soggy cookie

It's only interesting because it takes up class time