this joke is great;

I'm still wondering how someone screw up this bad '-'

What bothers me is that the ones who come to our house don't even ask if we're busy or if we want to hear what they have to say, they just start talking nonstop;

we dun f*cked up. Good night.

I just realised there are angry faces in the 'blur'

Is that actually true?

i got quatre-vignt dix neuf problems and this number system is one

Biggest troll ever

I'm 20, no kids and still wake up at 6 am.

fresh af

that moment when a tiny teenager girl in a dinosaur costume bites you... i think we can all relate.

*CEO *looks [...]

Back when there wasn't instagram

okayy.... that's a little creepy

So he can pinch that booty twice.