Ok, who is taking pictures of me in the morning?

That's.... weirdly brilliant...

And you brought this nightmare scenario into your house why???

The best of the puppers

There is a point to be made here. Women who choose to embrace their feminity are shamed by feminists. If I want to have a husband and kids and be a housewife, I am told that i am submitting to the patriarchy and that I must hate myself. If a man wants to do more masculine things, such as protecting and providing for his family, he is called a pig and an oppressor. Men and women are strong where the other is weak, and it allows us to work together as a unit. Ignoring what makes either gender special and shaming people who embrace a more traditional way of life only drives everyone further apart.

Where did Michigan's upper peninsula go in this fresh hell of an abomination?

Don't fuck with me, that's Odin himself

God, I hate when people bring up capitalism like it's a bad thing. Like, I get it, it's not perfect by any means, but bitch there isn't a better system! You want communism go to Venezuela

It's so sad that basically no one outside of the immediate Michigan area has no idea what Superman ice cream is and how wonderful it is

I'm pretty sure this is a repost

I call bs on the fact that authors don't know they are killing their audience with feels... We all know the truth.... *Squinty DeCaprio eyes in their direction*

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