igotzapped

igotzapped


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Set your house on fire. WITH the lemons. (Or: don't let anyone else ruin your life. FMA) 23 comments
igotzapped · 5 years ago
I now have OP's permission to ruin my life by illegally ressurecting someone's dead mom and then setting my house on fire!
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New Alien movie is amazing 5 comments
igotzapped · 5 years ago
Both cat and dog people will agree that there is no one weirder than a bird person
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Gotta catch'em all! 15 comments
igotzapped · 5 years ago
Did someone say cheese?
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Innovative use of a hand dryer 6 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
If you're shoving your bare ass in a hand dryer, then people are going to take notice of the odd behavior. If he was acting normally and minding his own business, the picture wouldn't be taken and life would continue on.
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Why are there starving people when I got food 33 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
I absolutely agree with you. Men can unfortunately be a victim of rape as well. However, guest was being a bit of dumpster fire, and the example at the time was on women specifically. I also didn't want what I had to say to be tossed aside because people just assumed I was male.
Why are there starving people when I got food 33 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Look, rape is horrible, and the victim is definitely not responsible for the actions of their abuser. No one is denying that. But as a woman you need to be on the defensive, and not put yourself in risky situations. I have taken multiple self defense classes, and it has always been ingrained in my head that I should never accept drinks from anyone but a bartender, and to always travel either with another friend, or be in contact with my family while I am out. Rape is never the victims fault, but it is their responsibility to be proactive and protect themselves.
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Very true 38 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Always Mass Effect! I'm so sad that I haven't really been able to find another game like it!
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The three F's 17 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
I wish whoever is trying to seduce a krogan the best of luck because that endevor can only end badly!
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Whatcha staring at 2 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
All hail the aquatic overlord, Cheese!
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Or the three can do it 4 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Uh you forgot about David Attenborough
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Watch your step, or you might walk right into something 13 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
God, Lena Dunham is actually the worst. I am 90% sure she doesn't get mosquito bites because the hellspawn would die the moment they came in contact with her!
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When you try your best, but you don't succeed 6 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Lights will guide you home
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An American exchange student got stuck in a statue of a vag*na in a German university 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Look, guest, clearly you have a hair up your ass, and you are just going to disagree with everything that doesn't perfectly align with your worldview. Right now, you are just making yourself look like an angry troll
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An American exchange student got stuck in a statue of a vag*na in a German university 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Not particularly. I just think it's weird to have giant genital statues
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An American exchange student got stuck in a statue of a vag*na in a German university 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Look, I'm not afraid of genitals either, but I don't think that I'm alone in not wanting to see giant vaginas
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An American exchange student got stuck in a statue of a vag*na in a German university 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
I think the more important question is why is there a statue of a giant vagina on a university campus?
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Cosplay? This is cosplay 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Ok, that makes a little more sense haha!
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Cosplay? This is cosplay 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
The fuck?
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That's nuts! 60 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
I'm sorry, the fact that you think that the man who beat the shit out of the person who RAPED AND ABDUCTED A THREE YEAR OLD CHILD makes him worse than the rapist is sick and wrong. Was it wrong? Yes, no one is disputing that fact. However it is exactly waht that sick fucker deserved. If I ever become a mother, and God forbid anything that horrific happens to my child, that man would be lucky if all I did was kill him.
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Relatable 5 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
I figured that out years ago, what else is new?
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Kids these days!! 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Ohh, too far...
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Kids these days!! 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
The red one will burn the fuck out of someone, and the purple one above it might summon god, but good luck trying to summon Satan with one of those!
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You wouldn't make it halfway 8 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
Imagine trying to go up those stairs SOBER
Problems with online homework 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
I couldn't have said it better myself
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Problems with online homework 12 comments
igotzapped · 6 years ago
The problem is that the program never specifies what it wants. Sometimes it will take a fraction, sometimes it will take a decimal, sometimes it will take both, but it will rarely tell you. It will just flat out say you are wrong
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