The only thing we have to lose are our chains, comrades

Nah man you just gotta use the power flower as Luigi to watch the movie in the other room

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When my parents were first married my mom went to planned parenthood to go get some inexpensive birth control but the people at the center didn’t have any, or any idea where it could be found, so I’m a little skeptical of the reliability of planned parenthood in providing these services in the first place

I heard that they were inviting people (maybe it’s already over) to come and join in a re-enactment of the battle of helms deep

*customer service voice*

And the Keanu one is already layered three times...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2eEaKCk8Fm0

Everyone knows you shouldn’t touch America’s boats

In my mind I was thinking Resident Evil Lickers and it had a completely different meaning

Walter White

Anyone else getting some 1984 vibes?

General Iroh is the reason that I consider Korra to be non-cannon. Iroh is perhaps one of the greatest characters of all time. But in Korra, he just hangs out in the spirit world instead of seeing his son again, and only a monster would make that choice.

Nobody give David Attenborough the infinity stones

They should recast captain marvel as Keanu Reeves, because he’s impossible to hate

I had a friend make one of these with two natural edge boards. They’re super cool

You forgot about the dice app people

The background is tripping me out