Next thing you know, you wake up cuddling with sperm.

Actually they are pufferfish

Throwing semen at people just because.

This is the same dude that was in that Tumblr post.

Dammit Jeff, why couldn't you say bread?

Too bad apple doesn't allow gif's as wallpapers

At first I thought mgoveia posted this.

For all the other Swedish and Canadian FS's, coming from an American, this sounds about right. Some police are nice, and respectable, but some are plain assholes