Am I the only one could care less because it's just a baby that will be able to rule the whole country etc.

As an American my family doesn't use a microwave nor kettle, my grandmother uses cooks it in a pot on a stove. My mother uses a Kuerig

My answer to the last question:Self-murder.

#5 is possibly the biggest lie ever!!

This is an obvious no-brainer.

Because you're as useless as Meg, yes meg. You lowlife piece of shit!

Obesity also looks like this for those of who who don't know.

Ahh Miley Cyrus back in the good ol' days, when she wouldn't dare to twerk publically, or do exotic drugs, hey she even looked like a female!

I'm convinced that's him because of that "MMG" logo, and the whale blubber.

Poor, poor Yeardley Smith.

HAHA, I was right!

In Murica news: We're no longer the worlds fattest country!

But Shaq isn't even a fucking rapper.

I guess you could say they really smoke on the herb!

Lets do this for the notifications sake

Omg hummer get your shit together, only 4 mpg, wow.

What if the person is masturbating?

Yes it is very large in person, but not on camera ( on a mobile device at least ) . You'd need a very high quality camera .

The last 2

Try "Bounce it"