And ages ago she committed grand larceny

She's not funny at all, her humour is tasteless and she only relies on shock factor as an attempt to make her audience laugh (when they're probably actually squirming of cringe). Oh and she's clueless about the world around her.

Ok you're nothing special.

How old are you, and how old were you when you learnt it?

You pronounce every letra* except h

No not at all. I didn't even care about it until I had to switch a subject, and even though I was a few weeks late to class, I was better than the others (alongside this French girl who learned Spanish in France) and continued to do it at A Level. Learning all verb tenses wasn't that hard, it was just the use of the subjunctive that challenged me (I didn't know when to use it) and I hardly use the gerund because I'm not sure if it's supposed to be used frequently

Someone told me Icelandic today sounds like what Swedish may have sounded like a thousand years ago, is this true?

Spanish is a second (or maybe third) language for me because I started learning it at 11 and continued for 6 years and still use it nowadays.

You just said 'I'm born in France' though...

That's why Iceland is so isolated from other countries. Cos no one can understand the people...

But I think that's only because we learnt it as a first language or as a second during critical periods. I find French hard myself, but I think English has more irregularities. Other languages may have more complex grammar though, and concepts that don't exist in the present English language.

Not for natives, or if you learn when you're young

We don't need water every second.

I wish I had a stalker.