As a Cheerleader, I can confirm, this is how to achieve great jumps.

I shall try this, :DD

Guster! Im like this everyday, sitting alone, in a comfy chair. I sit there, all alone, and stuff my face with food, yummeh

I almost thought this was Matt Lauer, and began to fully embrace that amazingness of him, until I realized, this was just Agent 007. I then yelled at yself, for thinking of Creating a Matt Lauer Fanbase.

The stupidity. It burns.
Now, before you go Batshit on me, If you are religious, you aren't stupid. You have faith in the ones before you, it's completely logical.
But as an evolutionist, it makes me angry when religious force their religion onto me. Making youtube videos trying to prove us wrong, saying The Lord created the world, and everything in it. And yes, some Evolutionists post videos trying to prove Religion is wrong, it annoys me, ALOT. Anyways, you can elieve in whatever you want. But if you are going to try to tell me that what I believe in is wrong, and you are going to say that The Lord did it. He created Life, if you don't believe that, you are sinning. That is wrong. I am goig to believe in what I believe in, you can believe in what you believe in.

GUYS. I FOUND A PICKUPLINE THAT SHALL CHANGE THE WORLD.
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My pickuplines aren't only thing that sucks.

You are very wrong. Legos are the creations of Satan himself. Nothing hurts more than stepping on a Lego.

She's calm, because she knows shes Smokin Hot.

I'd drag my boobs across the fiery pits of hell, just to hear you fart over a walkie talkie

Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face.
Lets Race! On your mark... Get set... Suck my dick.
Whats that smell? Oh yeah, it smells like I'm going to get you pregnant.

I found out I couldn't date an Angel. So I guess you're next best thing.

Is your name Miley? Because I want to wreck your balls.

Thanj youm for reposting. -_-

Dumb? You think these inventions are dumb? THESE ITEMS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD!

Did anybody else not realize te chin was upside downn? I stared at his for ten minutes until I realized, the picture on the left was upside down, ._,