The mom isn't wearing any shoes, duh!

Is that really him? Someone please tell me, I'm dying from the suspense!

Cue the music!
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...

I used to love to play with Hot Wheels when I was younger but my mother threw them away because "they were for boys".

I started to go through a rebellious phase but I gave up, it was too hard!

This is me at Barnes & Nobles, I'm currently reading a book and have two others at home I haven't read yet but I can't help to buy more!!

I can't stop watching it!

*yells* you can be serious and mature but still be fun.

The Frozen one is the best!

If this would have happened to me I would have used the POWER! You could have made anyone do anything for you.

my soul mate has Spongebob's personality.

Justin Timberlake is a body of water
Justin Timberlake.... oh wait

I love my annoying, four legged friend!

Mr. Flanders must have had a heart attack when he heard that!

This happens to me all the time and my dog isn't even that big!

You got that right!

There's this girl in my school and she always talks about people behind their back, even her friends. She is loved my everyone in school and even the teachers love her!

I love how Rupert's goes right after Emma's! That just made me fangirl uncontrollably.

I found myself singing, potato, potato, ching chong tomato, all through my house.

C'mon, who doesn't carry an aging picture of Ringo Starr with them?