immortalapple
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If only humans were this capable 4 comments
immortalapple
· 8 years ago
Cats are so weird how do you do smol cat centipede?
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Introducing the pinata 5 comments
Truth about unicorns 6 comments
immortalapple
· 8 years ago
I use to think rhinos were the decedents of those three horned dinosaurs
If ur a veteran u only hit all when u log on 14 comments
Takes three tries to get it right 6 comments
immortalapple
· 8 years ago
My cat and I share the same nickname, so if my mom calls one of us we both come
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Patient will be charged extra 3 comments