ImmortalApple

immortalapple


I am an Apple with magical powers. One of my many powers is immortality. Yes, you may bow before me and my glory.

— ImmortalApple Report User
If only humans were this capable 4 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
Cats are so weird how do you do smol cat centipede?
That is adorable 6 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
Is it legal to own an otter?
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Introducing the pinata 5 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
I want to go to a party with a piƱata that big
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How many pigs are you worth? I can't juggle and I'm unattractive so none for me. 29 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
I'd say one pigs foot for my worth
Truth about unicorns 6 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
Yes. Thx
Internet in a nutshell 28 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
Did they block Notalwaysright ?
Word of advice 14 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
But Casper said he was a good ghost...
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Internet in a nutshell 28 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
STARS?! TRIGGERED
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Truth about unicorns 6 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
I use to think rhinos were the decedents of those three horned dinosaurs
If ur a veteran u only hit all when u log on 14 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
I've never used 'fresh' and I rarely use 'popular'
Internet in a nutshell 28 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
NUTSHELL?! ALLERGIES!
Takes three tries to get it right 6 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
My cat and I share the same nickname, so if my mom calls one of us we both come
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Kenneth, a word? 7 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
GIRAFFES
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Patient will be charged extra 3 comments
immortalapple · 7 years ago
If this was mass used WebMd would be obsolete
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