When you're late for class.

Red is so angry-looking but he's prancing about and it's hilarious

Respect.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."

Rapuzel's hair is just a lump attatched to her shoulder

Same

But what about South America?

Yeah, but is he ok?

"DUI taxi"

Internet explorer looks terrified

I thougt that was Snape

The title, is that a pun?

"Muffin top"

We have to go crack!

This actually is really sad