I know when that phone rings,that can only mean 1 thing

"Beyonce has the best dress of all time"

Not Bruce Jenner and demi lovato...

So do I

I'm a kanye fan and you must admit that his songs are great and he may have an ego but don't you see how he behaves with his daughter? Like he's still trying to be a good father,trying to spend time with her and not just being the "absent always working dad".

Wasn't that Nickelodeon?

More like the lotion that makes babies

Oh I had a friend whose parents were vegetarian so she would never eat meat or fish

Oh god I misread the whole thing! My bad! Well I just assumed she was vegetarian since she was a child... *feels awkward*

She looks Asian to me! Well London Tipton was Asian too

That's OK. I guess the post is targeting people who didn't know who David bowie was until he passed away but who are now acting like they were his greatest fans

A goth fish

Yes,she wore a chastity ring or something and said that she was going to stay a virgin until she gets married or something. She said her boyfriends would grow distant when she refused having sex,thus explaining her numerous breakups

I was knitting and shit

Netflix and wonder when will I do homework

I live on a tropical island and I don't have a tan either,so...

And the rate at which you are swallowing your own saliva? I'm becoming aware if that too