I just do that little snake game on youtube

I went there when I was 9.. This kid (same age as me) thought that I was her enemy from school. I was like: what the?! She chased me around the castle and grabbed some of her friends/sisters. I felt like a gazelle being chased by a lion. Luckily, I reached the exit (after running for a really long time), I grabbed my stuff and told my nanny that we really have to leave now. And I never went back..

Where's moon moon?

You don't say?!

*alien guy from history channel* GREEKS

Her bangs are her signature, like the dictator's (the movie) beard

When you see it...

I heard that Oxygen and Potassium were going steady, I just said "OK".

Why are three heliums so funny? Because together, they're HeHeHe

This is the evilest thing I can imagine

Faith in humanity: restored

She's kinda hot 0.0

This made my day.

Sims logic

This post gave spiderman cancer

Smooth like f*ck

When you see it... At first, I thought that the girl on the shirt was a vampire lol

When you fall asleep and the teacher catches you <and wakes you up>, tell them that you were only have an extended blink. Lol

Boy that escalated quickly

Dafuq did i just see?

Oh shit! Who brought fucking moon moon along?!

I'm asian and I can't even tell either