*dashboard

These are in every city BUT mine.

*furiously sends this to my teachers*

Reminds me of that mysterious island in Life of Pi.

"ICEland"

"Yeah no. Don't put me down for cardio."

Well you better hurry, cause virgins are slowly dwindling in this generation.

Oh there seems to be a bunch of feels in my eye. Nothing to worry about.

Who is he? Cause YYEEEEAAAAAHHHH I'd like me some of that.

Where is this from?

I expected a horror story.

NEW: conduct self-destruct sequence when showing the first symptoms of being an asshole/bitch.

"What color am I "

I want a hug.

Faith in humanity slightly restored.

#thelunarchronicles but none of you know what I'm talking about.

CMON AMERICA! WE NEED ONE. PER HOUSEHOLD. PLEASE

Just slam your head on the keyboard. You'll get there.

1% battery, man. GOOD JOB.

She did it b/c her hair had been fried by all the hair dye [switching it from Katniss's brown locks to Raven's honey gold] so just thought you'd like to know. :)

But is there...WIFI?

"Farts himself awake."

"Why can't we judge people for what they drive?" -Ellen DeGeneres

He's hot. :3