Someone in Australia is playing Jumanji again

Then finding out your parents are anti-backers
"at least this won't last for long"

Was the last sentence referring to "Hello World"?

Alfie was my favourite character in peaky blinders by far

So we went from drawing dicks on mars to drawing hearts.... mankind is declining

So you guys remember that post about how dog years are longer than ours, so 1 hour for us feel like 7 hours for them? yeah

There are two possibilities to what she meant:
1."I wish you were more attractive"
2."I don't wanna risk ruining our current friendship"
probably #1 tho

oh no! a grown man watching porn! The horror!

he's self-aware atleast

my only problem is that some people find it hard to understand my accent.

boy and a priest in a closet together... oh no

*Futurama Flashbacks*

Imagine trying to leave and forgetting about that

when they said genetically engineered cat-girls, this is not what came to mind

If anyone wants to get insulted on a daily basis, I'm now for hire