asserting dominance is the key to staying at the top of the food pyramid

gay cowboys: all'y'all

especially effective against anti-vaxxers

some people also get happy when they are sat on

damn. I need to set some fires in my country

so a doctor, a mathematician, and an overachiever. and people wonder where stereotypes come from

unrealistic? take away the muscles and that's me...

people can get married, divorced, then one of them remarried. There's also the woman that married an amusement park ride, but we don't talk about her

"Oh that's really ni-MOTHERFUCKER"

"sneaked out"
how long do you think it took the attendees to realize that the bride and groom are missing?

idk why Elon doesn't just do that and get us to mars

I wake up with the wi- Ahh who am I lying to, of course I don't

this is so wholesome

I'm a consistent person. I panic at the start of the semester and at the end