Stillbirth isn't brutal enough, you can clearly understand the logo

dont be sad, at least they're not milking him after his death

the best defense is a good offense

pretty sure that's a right hand in there, but I'll let it pass this time

"I wish"

the dog acted better than I would have in that situation...

what is dead may die apparently

well, he also died. So I guess the solution is to kill people who've seen the movie before us?

yep, the dog has successfully trained you to obey his command. nice.

I get told I'm a huge dick on a daily basis, does that count?

"Thunderstruck"

a suit is definetly not the equivalent of a pair of shoes...

and I thought birds shitting on cars was bad....

EA was an extremely good company back then to be fair

I don't blame me, I'm fucking hilarious

I believe the next step is marriage, if I'm not mistaken

I mean my playlist ranges from Frank Sinatra to Queen to MeloDeath metal so I don't really blame the algorithm...

what exactly did he do?

or you can follow whoever the fuck you want?

damn, now I wanna have ptsd