holy shit, and a 75% discount at that

is this the new snapchat filter?

my ambition is to live a comfortable life. not everyone has to aim for extremely extravagant things. a decent car, decent house/apartment , a small group of friends, and a steady job would be more than enough for me.

this is so edgy I could slit my wrist with it

what if that decision is the reason people never invent time travel?

that smile at the end tho....

can confirm

"Google respects privacy"
sure they do...

lvl 100 Bard

good news for anyone living under a rock. you're a few months late, bot

@rosalinas

I'm sorry but that ultrasound is terrifying

I guess we're living in one of the other 14,000,604 realities

what, Gandalf needs a watch to arrive precisely when he means to

she looks younger 16 years later wtf

I'm the one that wants to die

"how has your species dominated this planet"
"it hasn't. This world belongs to the geese, and theres nothing you and I can do about it"

you can always love yourself

I dont like where this is going

and when you get your bachelor's you get a dagger