the reason its only for this week is because the stock of ducks will run out within the week

Muslims aren't like vampires, bacon doesn't physically hurt us you know.... still gave me a good chuckle nonetheless

The best part of the concert is the atmosphere, not the music. Usually the crowd is what makes the concert. Singing along, dancing, jumping, etc...

I'm not even American and I approve of this

Ding dong the witch is dead

"If you recognize this girl you're either:
A) in the middle of murdering someone
B) not in the middle of murdering someone"

"Living my best life"
Yea not for long you fucking land whale

I think I've seen this video. The parents just ran and ditched to girl go fend off herself. (Assuming it's the video I'm thinking of)

If you or your SO assume any notifications the other person gets is them cheating then your relationship is absolutely shit

What the actual fuck is this shit

Quick question, is it ok for dogs to drink alcohol?

didn't know this was a competition...

of course his roars are more powerful than a lion's, he's the goddamn Trashman!

it even has a subreddit and everything...

this is both amazing and depressing at the same time

knowing how a lot of drivers in dubai are, I fully expect someone to crash head-on into this tree