^This guy knows me. You get a suit, my friend.

Took me awhile.

Squidward on Strike, I think was the name? He was traumatized because Spongebob claimed he'd strike forever if he had to.
That show was the fabric of my childhood.

"Having the fucks"
I'm using that.

That's what you get for being a condescending twat.

He means a spin of "do you even lift?"

I'm talking about the first guest. Is that not obvious?

Because every single viewer is obviously inside the stadium. Nice thinking, guest.

And here I was expecting a cheerful story.

I'm sorry.

A fake dick. That's the entire point of this post.

Heil*
If you're gonna be a neo-Nazi, at least do it right!

WHERE THE HELL IS GAVIN

No it's Becky