Blew my mind.

That was original af

Uh I just found this weird looking pill in my dinner... You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

That's sounds like something the Illuminati would say... I'm starting to get suspicious...

High school musical dad tho

^The course of action taken by every one of us that read this post.

Yeah well if the people giving him that name thought he'd live in a society full of perfectly raised, courteous people without the capacity to make his life a living hell, then they're as big of idiots as anyone else.

;_;

Exactly who I thought it was, too.

Can we please ban this comment from the website?

Yes.

Yes?

"You don't know how old I am!"
...Is basically confirmation that you're up past your bedtime.