Also when they say shit like "this lad looks like a player"
...
That may be because he's a football player.

A few clubs should keep an eye on this kid. You can tell from just this goal alone that he possesses technical skill that is outrageously beyond his age.

The andorpersand is brilliant.

Uh why is he flipping us off in the first pic though?

Luckily my life is full of good people which gives me license to be a total asshole, HELL YEAH.

Can we please appreciate the brilliance of the title for a moment?

Ron ffs.

I once discovered a new galaxy using the telescope in my backyard when I was sixteen.

*scratches balls*
Damn I look so beautiful right now.

He then proceeded to try and kill her because of the microchip installed in his brain by the Russians IIRC.

Why are the crazy ones always called Craig?