"It's cause I have a bunch of Sam's on my phone."
Problem solved further.

That's odd. I swear it wasn't moving when I saw it on the homepage but now it's moving fine.
P.S I'm deeply offended by your unwarranted accusation D:

Ploice*

SHIT SHIT SHIT

It's like appearing in an infomercial makes you spontaneously lose all crucial motor skills.

I think this refers to campaign mode as opposed to multiplayer. It makes more sense that way.

Did you whistle when you pronounced an S?!

I knew that looked familiar!!

The Simpsons has become a shadow of itself now. Its older seasons were some of the greatest comedy of all time but right now it's just ordinary.

Ahh cheers. He actually looks a kind-hearted grandpa.

Please take off your sunglasses and hand them over immediately.
You have officially had your pun-making privileges revoked.

Yeah I read that too and frankly I don't buy it. I think it was an idiotic mistake.