I don't know anyone who doesn't have dysania, I sure have it...

Hey, Chuck Norris is still the bomb-diggity. And just incase you didn't know this, he's seventy-three! Seriously, he may be a little pudgy, but come on, he's still a senior citizen who could kick any of your asses with both hands tied behind his back.

Another one, "Get off me, bitch!"

Man, that guy must be really...tired;)

I don't think I'd be able to HANDle that... ;)

Correction:
Black-Normal
Gray-Normal
White-Rich Twat
Red-Idiot
Yellow-Idiot
Green-Idiot
Blue-Normal
Purple-Idiot
Brown-Normal

Never has a proclamation of Satan-worshipping been so sweet...:')

Taking hair-net to a whole 'nother level.

Wait, what the fick?

Wow, Dog with a Blog has really taken a turn for the worst...

*sigh* Amen...

Spicy ginger, that's a good description of my gf...

I had no idea such a peculiar thing was afoot... ;)

This makes me snow happy...;)

Okay, I am proud of my country (America) but I'm not particularly proud of some of the decisions the government makes. But seriously? All of you idiot commenters and this post is categorizing all Americans as selfish, when really it is just the government's choices. I understand America can make stupid decisions, and I agree with certain aspects of this post, but not all Americans are idiots.

When I'm on FunSubstance at 2:00 a.m. I'm scared out of my mind of the creepy posts and don't end up sleeping...

Hah, eye see what he did there...

I think we're all forgetting about the tragedy of "Captain" Crunch...

Mother of cliffhangers...

Or he was just a phenomenal illusionist...

I bite my nails, so trying to pull apart Legos made it feel like I was fingering Satan...

Nope, it's you're...

Wow, they were lion to me all this time...

The world isn't a few drops of dirty water, it's a gigantic oil spill...