It's a common misconception that it's *impossible* to visit North Korea, but there are actually quite a few programs in place. Mountain Travel Sobek, for example, is a company that brings people through a tour of North Korea. Look it up if you're interested!

ILL TRY MY BEST BUT DAMN SO MUCH STANDARDS

I definitely want to go to USAFA!

I love my country, but is it necessary to be NUMBER 1 OMG NUMBER 1 WE'RE THE BEST NUMBER 1 AMERICA BITCHES. Yeah we do kick ass, and we do have the strongest military in the world, but it took a lot for America to become as great as it is, it's not like a baby fresh out of the womb can be hella ballin' just yet.

Italy

My mom answers the phone like oldmc said

“This is she” is grammatically correct. The verb “to be” acts as a linking verb, equating subject and object. So this is she and she is this; “she” and “this” are one and the same, interchangeable, and to be truly interchangeable they must both play the same grammatical role—that of the subject.
Source, bitches:
http://www.chicagomanualofstyle.org/qanda/data/faq/topics/Pronouns/faq0001.html

Ugh yoU'RE WELCOME

HELL YEAH I GO

DUDE I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART

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