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Jeffrey Epstein was murdered?. 9 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Shocking!!!!
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Same but cheaper 3 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
I mean... No offense yo John but John legend sexiest man of the year? The year Aquaman was a thing.... I gues the magazine couldn't afford Momoa either
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So do I do this until I die or what 14 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
I remember one day I didn't feel like going to school in college and went to the beach.... can't do that now.....
Hold my beer! 8 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Exactly. And is not like she says who is the dong about. Paople have made it a thing to figure it out. I'm sure others songwriters do the same we just don't know who te ex is.
First world problemzzzzz 6 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Ha! I still pretend I Don't have sex with my husband.
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The dumbest thing I've seen all week 4 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Correct answer is "because I Don't want to" though. And no one can force you. Most vegans used to like meat but decided to be vegans regardless.
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You know this to be true 1 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
It did. Immediately people started clapping
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A sane Hollywood celebrity is facing backlash because he said 3 year old children should 45 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
I saw the clip of what he said and is totally out of context. Felt bad for him
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Poor dog 15 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Wtf. Divorce her
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Projecting scientists onto the complex plane 2 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
She is so cool
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Two of my favorite quotes 8 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Sorry a combination of sleepy, in a hurry and not having my glasses. I just noticed the mess I wrote.
Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds 3 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Ok. Everybody thay knows this freaks out but I eat them one by one.
Two of my favorite quotes 8 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
I believe I am becoming this way and it's scary. I used to be very social. I am married and have friends. But like he (Jim Carey) said when you realize how peaceful it can be you want to be alone. I just want to be home watching movies. Reading. Not talking. Scary part is if I go out I feel like idk what am I going to talk about.
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I am German. My mom is free speed Autobahn and my dad is Sauerkraut 20 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
I'm Venezuelan. My mom is an Arepa and my Dad ...is actually Cuban.
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I am German. My mom is free speed Autobahn and my dad is Sauerkraut 20 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Wait. That can't be right! Neither parent of the "Belgium" guy is a waffle!? How is that possible? Not even a potato!
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These men protect the last two remaining White Rhinos at the Ol Pejeta Conservancy 1 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
God bless them!
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Low standards? 5 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Adam Sandler
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Facts 10 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Why where they cut out is another question though...
Facts 10 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Exactly. Not being responsible of fatherly duties
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The most famous doctor 7 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
House
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Chris Farley 12 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Williams
The absolute horror 1 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Thankfully
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Buuubies are great aren't they? 2 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
What did she do?
Obama giving obama medal.Jpg 2 comments
itsamemaria · 5 years ago
Oh please ....