Someone once said that when someone dies in their sleep, an angel carries them to heaven. When you jerk awake, the angel dropped you.

I wonder if they just placed it there and then took the picture

That Queer Shake. Damn gurl

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF SHOWING US THIS?

Damn you, you Pompous slut Nazi!

Wrong category.. But very pretty

Alpha as fuck

JESUS CHRIST! Can you do that with people?

If something is 'hot as balls' it's about 92.5 degrees Fahrenheit according to proper thermoregulation of the testes.

I'm 16 and my mom still picks me up if I get hurt

Juice fraction bar

This made me drool..amazing

Nina Simone
Noobnoob Soobmoobnoob

*claps intensely*

I keep adding more and more cereal until I've used all of the milk

At my school we wear a uniform. On the days we don't, we have to cover "The Three B's" Boobs, Butt, and Belly. I think if those are covered then you're fine. Shoulders are too sexy for you? That's now a you problem.